The rules of the house

Hello, I've been such a busy bear, I' ve been so sad about not getting to spend much time blogging. But you know Halloween is soon and take ever so much preparation..

I've been thinking about things, which is hard for a little bear. it takes a lot of brain stuff to think, and takes time away from important stuff, like sleeping, eating honey, eating candy, sleeping, eating good yummy stuff, dancing, coming up with excuses, pretending to be the Avon lady, collecting money door to door, polishing claws, stuff like that.

Wet stuff fell from the sky today. I didn't know what it was. But I wore my umbrella hat and it kept me dry. Umbrella hats are probably the best invention of mankind. And most attractive fashion accessory.

My friend Lamby borrowed some of my stuff this week, and I had to post some rules about ownership. My human girl let me post them in her room, where Lamby also resides. Isn't that a good word, resides? That's much more impressive than "lives" or "stays" or "hangs her hat"

Here they are:

1. If I like it, its mine

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours

6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine

7. If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine

8. If it looks like mine, it's mine

9. If I saw it first its mine

10. If it's broken, it's yours

I think these are very fair rules, don't you? You may use them if you like!!!!

Love and kisses and send honey,

Pappa Bear